Merry Christmas

Trying to be a bit festive this year.

Merry Christmas everyone.

I hope you all have a wonderful time and over-indulge: but not too much.

If you do happen to “overdo it” please don’t call an ambulance; like the lady last night who had me travel 15 miles for an ‘A’ category chest pain only to discover that she’d got well and truly stuck into Mum’s Sunday roast and now had trapped wind: 4 explosive burps and a few farts later and all was well. – another life threatening AMPDS success.

P.S. For anyone on the front line, like me, who’s working over the next couple of days (I’m on nights – again) don’t forget that under Agenda for Chance we’re now on flat money for working bank holidays. Meanwhile, that under 12 tech, who’s managed to scrounge an overtime shift, will be on double-bubble and will no doubt be earning far more than us. – Merry Christmas commissar Hewitt.

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4 Responses to Merry Christmas

  1. nicenurse says:

    Hope your night went by without to much…. well anything really. Best wishes for the new year, take care,

    Nicenurse

  2. kevinmillhill says:

    Ah, but A4C also permits you to ask to work on a public holiday, even though you may be rosterd off; you may then be allowed to do so – at management discretion – and will be paid at flat rate. (The tone of the paragraph is that you should consider yourself lucky to be being paid at all!)
    As the announcer on the Goon Show used to say about the script – “I should like it known that, although I read this stuff, I do not write it.”

  3. Millietant says:

    Merry Christams to you too! Bit late I know, but hope it was good.
    Hope 2007 is a great year for you, and thanks for your blog. Love it

  4. Murph says:

    The Nation owes you a debt of gratitude Magwitch. Patricia Hewitt is the biggest case of trapped wind apart from the pompous little public school pratt she works for. On that happy note, a Merry Christmas to you and your colleagues and a big thankyou from J. Public!!!

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