Trying to be a bit festive this year.
Merry Christmas everyone.
I hope you all have a wonderful time and over-indulge: but not too much.
If you do happen to “overdo it” please don’t call an ambulance; like the lady last night who had me travel 15 miles for an ‘A’ category chest pain only to discover that she’d got well and truly stuck into Mum’s Sunday roast and now had trapped wind: 4 explosive burps and a few farts later and all was well. – another life threatening AMPDS success.
P.S. For anyone on the front line, like me, who’s working over the next couple of days (I’m on nights – again) don’t forget that under Agenda for Chance we’re now on flat money for working bank holidays. Meanwhile, that under 12 tech, who’s managed to scrounge an overtime shift, will be on double-bubble and will no doubt be earning far more than us. – Merry Christmas commissar Hewitt.