Oh please! Not while I’m eating.
Yes it’s all happening on Anthony (seems like a nice boy) Marsh’s patch again.
West Midlands Ambulance Service had a call, at 5.45am, from the Willenhall area, from a man who could not find his trousers – from the Birmingham Post
While trousers were down, calls were up, but quieter than expected.
Other calls from useless tossers:
32-year-old man who “couldn’t walk after too much dancing”
a teenager who had toothache.
Meanwhile, Northumbria Police revealed that a drunk dialled 999 to complain that there was too much chilli sauce on his kebab, while another caller wanted help to find a pizza takeaway. The late-night caller asked if there were any pizza shops still open and when he was told that was not an emergency, replied: “It is mate, my wife is pregnant and gagging for pizza.”
God bless those great British pissheads – always good for a laugh.